WGRC Club Officers are voted in by their peers, knowingly or unknowingly. It only takes two (2) "Yes" voted to win regardless of the number of "No" votes. The responsibilities are very few (if any), are most likely meaningless, and are anything but serious.
The terms of the position are 900 year or 2,034,756 lifetime miles run, which ever comes first, except for the President, which is a position that cannot be challenged. New positions can be added constantly; existing positions can be canned without warning!
Thank you to all of our acting members!
|Position Title||Currently Held By||Duties|
|Technology Director||Steve "Googlfied" Ouellette||Ensure we use every bloody application Google possibly offers.|
|Social Media & Marketing||Dave "Tweety" Atkins||If there's a place to market the group on-line, make sure our name gets out there so we remain the #1 voted Gentlemen's Running Club in Westwood.|
|Club Branding and Merchandise||Ron "Nike Sucks" Adjami||Seek out sponsors to fund club gear such as race singlets, beer koozies, and anti-chafing bandages.|
|Web Content Editor||Rob "Chatterbox" Dupre||Keep the website content current and fresh with useless material which no one will ever read or even care about.|
|Motivationalist||Kevin "Mountain Man" Becker||Ensure members stay pumped at each race and are always competitive.|
|Social Coordinator||Dan "Count Me In" MacDonald||Encouraging members to gather outside of running to meet, eat, and drink on a routine basis. Duties also included scouting Pubs to ensure they meet the rigorous WGRC.|
|Member Wellness||Joe "Cool Down Lap" McNamara||Fostering programs to support overall physical health and well being of members.|
|Race Events Facilitator||Bradley "The Sales Machine" Paster||Promote race events for club members, especially those which help wonderful charities and/or offer lots of door prizesand plentiful food and beer.|
|Boot Camp General||John "Sgt. Bastard" Isberg||Working members' a$$es off and turning ultimate girly-men into less girly-men.|
|Legal Department||Matt "Madoff" Scafidi||Ensure the club is legal, all policies are followed, and the fine print is always too tiny to read.|
|Government Liaison||John "Uncle Sam" Kavas||Club liaison to town, state, and federal officials to ensure we're in good standing.|
|Safety Steward||Patrick "Stop, Drop, and Roll" Brennan||Ensure runner safety by using clearly marked crosswalks and running against traffic.|
|Optimism Chaiman||Craig "It's Always Sunny" Middleton||Ensure every member has a positive attitude by bringing sunny days and smiles to any event.|
|Director of Dental Hygiene||Sam "Bicuspid" Gelso||To promote health teeth and gums through programs like brushing after each meal and routine flossing.|
|Chief Complaint Officer||Eric "Whiner" Dubiner||Ensure all membership complaints are ignored and/or one-upped by his own reasons to whine.|
|Liaison para Mexico||Steve "Cinco de Mayo" Harte||Always ensure the sombreros fit, the mariachi band plays, and the mystery run beers are cold.|
|Fashion Correspondent||Greg "Graffiti" Buckley||To coordinate team fashion and vehicle decorating for high profile race events.|
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